Hetalia Meme (I fanally did it)

1) Favorite country:
Ahhhhhhhh why all the confusing questions?! Erm ... gonna have to be England, but sealand's so cute. Damn it!!

2) Country I look most like:
None I'm far to B E A utiful

3) Most annoying country:
Alfred Jones, how the hell can he eat so much and not get fat ??!! ARG I hate him!

4) Country I'd want to be my boss:
Greece, he'd just sleep all day while I draw a mustache on his face then not tell him when he wakes up

5) Country who'd look funniest in a dress:
GERMANY

6) Country who'd be the best pole dancer:
Oh God I hate to imagen it but probably France

7) Countries who'd make the worst couple:
Liechenstien X Prussia
England X America
Russia X well any one really, he's just to bloody creepy

8) Country who looks frickin sexy when smocking:
SCOTTLAND (seriously google it!!)

9) Country I'd sleep with:
I'm not answering that it's very inappropriate !!!!

10) Country I'd want to be Dad:
feliciano!!! He'd be the best to go shopping with and he'd never ever shout at you XD

11) Country I'm most like:
I have no idea!!! (Sophie, Hayley you choose)

12) Country with the cleanest house:
Either Japan or Austria, but only because of child slavery!!

13) Country I could beat in a fist fight:
Latvia every time, But i never would he's sooooo Cuuuuuttee!!! arrrrrrr I want one just to look at    TuT

14) Country who could beat the shit out me in a fist fight:
China every time

15) Country I'd like to cosplay:
England as a pirate!! (I just jizzed thinking about it!!!!!)

16) Country who'd deffinately survive a zombie attack:
Switzerland, just cos they'd make fun of his hat as well

17) Best fem country:
Italy!!

18) Best fem country IN A MAIDS OUTFIT:
...France...  *Blushes*

19) Country with the best hair:
Gotta be China, it makes him look like a girl Tee Hee

20) Country who's lawn I'd never touch:
Germany or Russia, they're both pretty gangster

21) Country I'd go Trick or Treating with:
Spain because I know he'd dress up as a tomato and I'd laugh at him all night

22) Country I could never rape:
Hungry, partly because she's a woman but mainly because she's just so nice!!

23) Country I'd trust to dress me for a date:
erm ... gonna have to be Hungry again she's just so good at making people look cute!!!

24) Country I really want to slap:
Austria!!! PFFTT stuck up bastard!!

25) Country I really want to hug:
Canada, I mean who wouldn't !?